March 2012
I saw a comedian tonight
Of course, Tumblr won’t upload the video.
February 2012
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dragonflydance replied to your post: YAY
:(. ok. then i will too and can we just backpack across any continent that isn’t here? we don’t need anything, just what little we have in our packs and each other. i can make crafts and sell them to tourists. idk. i need to sleep.
What fantastic ideas! Let’s go to Asia and Europe. We’ll have to rob a bank first because I don’t have...
YAY
I’m $9,002 in debt!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
And probably dropping out.
YAYAYAYAYAY.
woooo
girls just want to have fun
and by fun i mean sex
and by girls i mean me
Today in English we were discussing Tolstoy
anticapitalist:
We had just read “How much land does a man need”, and we were talking about how it’s an allegory.
And everyone interpreted the story in a stupid way.
Teacher: “What’s the point of the story”
Student: “Greed is bad”
EVERYONE KNOWS GREED IS BAD, YOU FUCKING DOLT. THIS IS AN OBVIOUS CRITIQUE OF CAPITALISM.
Teacher: “What does the Devil symbolize?”
Student: “Temptation, like in...
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"I wish I could've lived in the '60s, it would've...
first-player:
If you were white, yeah.
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Watch IT’S NOT CHARITY
I don't want people to think that I am something...
I’m a lying, selfish, hypocritical asshole.
If I don’t like you I’m going to let you know.
I shouldn’t be trusted.
I do think I’m better than a lot of people.
I’m surrounded by idiots so why shouldn’t I?
I can’t pretend to like people.
I’m so bored with pretending.
It’s not worth it.
People aren’t worth it.
According to my uncle, I am evil for not caring about dead celebrities.
Bed
marblesandchange:
Is my favorite place and I shutter to think about class tomorrow
“You know you have a sad life when you laugh at AP World things.”
– MC (snapshotsofairytales)
SAD? That’s a great life! I still laugh at things that happened in my AP World class last year.
my chest and my back and my head hurts.
it hurts to sit. it hurts to lay down. it hurts to breathe.
intrigued-by-llamas:
Seriously back, stop hurting.
Arrrg.
yes, back, please stop hurting. and siobhan’s back should also stop hurting her.
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Kitchen Nightmares - Cafe Hon →
I should’ve been on this show!
I wonder if binge eating is a symptom of my...
I think I have a thyroid problem.
I need to get off of webmd.
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I'm tired of Tumblr not sending my messages and...
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Pretty much how I imagine my doctor's appointments...
Me: Oh! doctor, doctor! I must've have gotten sick somehow.
Me: I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want them answered on the spot right now.
Me: Is it serious?
Dr: I'm afraid it is.
Me: Am I gonna die?
Dr: Well son, death is gonna catch up to all some day, but your's is coming quicker than ours, than ours.
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REALITY:
me: i'm in a lot of pain.
Dr: "No idear what's wrong with you. TESTS AND DRUGS!
Me: but i'm still in pain...
Dr: Hmmmm. Still no idear. MOAR TESTS!
me: i'm getting worse...
Dr: Everything seems fine. ALL THE TESTS!
me: fuck this, i'll just deal with the pain.
Another Reason I Don't Watch Much Television
stfuconservatives:
curiouslycool:
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
ADELE FLIPS AN AUDIENCE OFF AT AN AWARD SHOW (she meant for the middle finger to be aimed at the producers who were cutting her speech short) AND NO ONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT?????
DEAR FUCKIN’ GAWD.
AND THEN THE BITCH ASS REPORTER SAYS “PEOPLE LOVE ADELE BECAUSE SHE’S RAW AND UNFILTERED”
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WHITE WOMAN FLIPS PEOPLE...
So was anyone else bothered when a Republican...
I don’t know who it was. I had my glasses off and I was doing my hair. I assume it was just all of them.
That's one thing I never understood with other...
sinidentidades:
I mean, why be a complete asshole about your atheism?
What does that really achieve?
Trying to be like Dawkins or Hitchens with your atheism is not going to make people atheist.
I’m sorry. It’s just not going to happen.
You can interrupt prayers.
You can move all the religious books in bookstores to the fiction section.
You can assert that every single oppression in...
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If you recently started following me because of...
If not, I’ll still be nice to you.
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fuck tumblr
why are people suddenly following me?
Edward Spoon Hands: Are we a Culture of Theft? →
thriceandonce:
edwardspoonhands:
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TL;DR: We download / steal unavailable content not because it is the best content, but because we have to work for it and only a small number of people will do that work. For that reason, we can use that as a test with which to define our…
Sherlock fans are crazy. Good luck trying to talk sense into them… It is theft but a lot of people...
“Everyone’s imagination is a Sovereign Nation!
Freedom of expression has no...”
– Adal Maldonado (“El Puerto Rican Embassy Manifesto”)
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John Wilkes Booze killed Abraham Drinkin'
